me: hey can i have some money?
bank teller: do you have an account with us?
me: nah i just heard yall got money
Snapchat is seriously so important.
Y’all joke about needing vodka to survive but it is literally a drink made of satans cum. it is battery acid in a fucking bottle it is thousands of little knives that stab your throat and nose perfumed with a punch in the fucking mouth
why does this post just say “weak”??? inside joke or…?
if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.
he would be ur fed ex
I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that
have you eaten today?
did you take any meds you need?
how about hydration?
maybe a nap if you need one
you are awesome
keep it up
my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore
it’s 4:20 you know what that means. time to go out and milk the cows. life on a pennsylvanian farm is tough but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.