paradisaic:

looking at the first page of a math test

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halloweewee:

BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE

[SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]

WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE

[PUNCHES A WALL]

COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE

[BREAKS ALL OF YOUR ANTIQUE PHOTOS]

THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN

hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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person: how long does it take to get there?
me: 3 songs

cracklingwithsexualenergy:

so i just finished watching this documentary Jesus Camp on Netflix and

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they all started praying to a cut-out of george bush.

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this actually fucking happened.

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bush is love, bush is life.

thesylverlining:

i feel like i am watching a magical girl transformation

thesylverlining:

i feel like i am watching a magical girl transformation

worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

buttlicked:

noONE IS ONLINE I CAN POST WHAT I WANT

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