looking at the first page of a math test
BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE
[SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]
WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE
[PUNCHES A WALL]
COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE
[BREAKS ALL OF YOUR ANTIQUE PHOTOS]
THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN
i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like
so i just finished watching this documentary Jesus Camp on Netflix and
they all started praying to a cut-out of george bush.
this actually fucking happened.
bush is love, bush is life.
i feel like i am watching a magical girl transformation
Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.
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